class Swearifier::Swearify

Public Instance Methods

and_you_too() click to toggle source
# File lib/swearifier.rb, line 25
    def and_you_too
      rand = rand(100)
      case rand
      when 0
        puts "
        \\
         \\
          \\\\
           \\\\
            >\\/7
        _.-(6'  \\
       (=___._/` \\
            )  \\ |
           /   / |
          /    > /
         j    < _\\
     _.-' :      ``.
     \\ r=._\\        `.
   <`\\\\_   \\         .`-.
    \\ r-7   `-. ._  ' .  `\\
     \\`,      `-.`7   7)   )
      \\/         \\|   \\'  / `-._
                 ||     .'
                  \\\\  (
                   >\\  >
               ,.-' >.'
              <.'_.''
                <'
          "
      when 1..20
        puts "
FFFF  UU  UU   CCCC   KK  KK    YY  YY  OOOO   UU  UU      TTTTTT  OOOO    OOOO   !!
FF    UU  UU  CC  CC  KK KK      YYYY  OO  OO  UU  UU        TT   OO  OO  OO  OO  !!
FFFF  UU  UU  CC      KKKK        YY   OO  OO  UU  UU        TT   OO  OO  OO  OO  !!
FF    UU  UU  CC  CC  KK KK       YY   OO  OO  UU  UU  ,,    TT   OO  OO  OO  OO  
FF     UUUU    CCCC   KK  KK      YY    OOOO    UUUU  ,,     TT    OOOO    OOOO   !!
"
      when 21..40
        puts "
 AAAA   WW  WW  WW  WW  WW  WW        FFFF  UU  UU   CCCC   KK  KK  !!
AA  AA  WW  WW  WW  WW  WW  WW        FF    UU  UU  CC  CC  KK KK   !!
AAAAAA  WW  WW  WW  WW  WW  WW        FFFF  UU  UU  CC      KKKK    !!
AA  AA  WW  WW  WW  WW  WW  WW  ,,    FF    UU  UU  CC  CC  KK KK
AA  AA   WWW  WWW    WWW  WWW  ,,     FF     UUUU    CCCC   KK  KK  !!
        "
      when 41..60
        puts "
II     GGGG   EEEE  TTTTTT    TTTTTT  HH  HH   AAAA  TTTTTT    oo    oo
II    GG      EE      TT        TT    HH  HH  AA  AA   TT     o  o  o  o
II    GG GGG  EEEE    TT        TT    HHHHHH  AAAAAA   TT      oo    oo
II    GG  GG  EE      TT        TT    HH  HH  AA  AA   TT       _______
II     GGGG   EEEE    TT        TT    HH  HH  AA  AA   TT      /       \\
    " 
      when 61..80
        nlnn
      when 81..98
        puts ":("
      when 99
        puts " 

        ((@))  ((@))

          ^
         /^\\
         \\ /

        "
      end
    end
fuuuu() click to toggle source
# File lib/swearifier.rb, line 3
    def fuuuu
      puts "
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF ▓▄██████▄▄▌▄▄▌▀▀▀█▄ FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF ▄█▀╞        █▓▓▌µ     ║▌ FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
FFFFFFFFFFF ▓▄▒▓▌▄          ▄█▌█.  ▄▄x, ▀▌▌ FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
UUUUUUUUUU ▓▌▌▀▀▀█▓▓▄,     ▓▌▌ ▄█▀` ▄ Γ▀▄▌▌▄ UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUU ╞▒▌▌▀     ,,▀█µ    ▌▌ ▓     █▄▄█╧█▌▌▄ UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUU ▒δ▌▌   ,B▀╞   ▀██,     ▌           ▓▓█▓█ UUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUU ╞▒▌▌   ▐█▀▓      Σ▌      █Q         █ ▓▀▌ UUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUU M▀█▓   ▐▓▀Γ      ▓⌐,▄▀▀▀▀▓█▌▓▓╛EM╛╧Γ   ▓▀▓ UUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUU ╒░▄█▌    ▀▄    ,▄█ ▓▀ ▓▄▄▓▀Γ   ▀▀█▓▄     ▓▌░ UUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUU Γ▒▓▌      Γ▀▀▀   █▀▌▄█⌐            ▀▄   ▐▌Θ UUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUU ▐Q█▌▓            ▄▀▀Γ       ,▄▀▄Q     █   ▌Q UUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUU ╞▒▌█            ▌      ▄▀▀▀▀  ,▌▄▌▀▀▄╘▄  ╫▒µ UUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUU ╘╛▀▌▄▄           █     █   ▄▀R▄█ ,▌,,▄▀   ├▌░ UUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUU ▄▄▌▌          █     ,▄╧▄▐▌ ▄ê▀Γ         ▓▓Θ UUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUU ║▓▓       ,█,▄═▄▄▄▀  ,█▀Γ            ╞▌▀ UUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUU ╫▌██▄    ╘▀█Mmx▄█╧▀Γ                ▓█ÿ UUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUU É█  ▀▀▄≡                         «█▀' UUUUUUUUUUUUUU
      "
    end
nlnn() click to toggle source
# File lib/swearifier.rb, line 110
    def nlnn
      puts "
....(\\¯`\\
.....\\..¯\\
......\\....\\
....´¯¯`\\'...'\\¯´\\
./¯¨\\....\\....\\...\\'\\
('.'\\~¯....`...`...)')
.\\...'............../
..`·_........./...''
...)............../
../............../
      "
    end
nnln() click to toggle source
# File lib/swearifier.rb, line 95
    def nnln
      puts "
....................../´¯/) 
....................,/¯../ 
.................../..../ 
............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸ 
........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\\ 
........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...') 
.........\\.................'.../ 
..........''...\\.......... _.·´ 
............\\..............( 
..............\\.............\\...
      "
    end