module Hobos

# File lib/hobos.rb, line 2
def self.hobo
  @hobos = ["Stewbuilder Dennis",
            "Cholly the Yegg",
            "Holden the Expert Dreamtwister",
            "The Rza",
            "Jack Skunk",
            "Jack Skunk Fils",
            "Lord Dan X. Still-Standing",
            "Marlon Fitz-fancy",
            "Bazino Bazino, The Kid Whose Hair Is On Fire",
            "Whispering-Lies McGruder",
            "Nit Louse",
            "Dan'l Dinsmore Tackadoo",
            "Hobo Zero",
            "The Silver Jacket Man",
            "No-Shoulders Smalltooth Jones",
            "Sistery Brothery Nabob",
            "Name Withheld",
            "Staniel the Spaniel",
            "Frederick Bannister, the Tree Surgeon",
            "Tarnose Cohen",
            "Mr. Wilson Fancypants",
            "Floyd Dangle",
            "Shane Stoopback",
            "Wicked Paul Fourteen-Toes",
            "Normal-Face Olaf",
            "Tearbaby Hannity Stoop",
            "The Damned Swede",
            "Pierre Tin-Hat",
            "Ol' Barb Stab-You-Quick",
            "Mr. Whist",
            "James Fenimore Cooper",
            "Twistback John, the Scoliosis Sufferer",
            "Sweet Daddy Champagne",
            "Senator Cletus Scoffpossum",
            "Horus, the Bird-Headed Fool",
            "50-Tooth Slim",
            "Monk, the Monkey Man",
            "Thad the Bunter",
            "Balloonpopper Chillingsworth",
            "All-but-Dissertation Tucker Dummychuck",
            "Finnish Jim",
            "Flemish Jim",
            "Foreign Tomas, the Strangetalker",
            "Roadhouse Ogilvy and Sons",
            "Jokestealer John Selden",
            "Giancarlo, Master of the Metal Trapeze",
            "Dr. Bill Stain-Chin, the Boxcar Medic",
            "Boxcar Ted",
            "Boxcar Mick",
            "Boxcars [sic] Timothy Twin",
            "Boxcar Jones, the Boxcar Benjamin Disraeli",
            "Boxcar Aldous Huxley",
            "JR Lintstockings",
            "Gila Monster Jr.",
            "Irontrousers the Strong",
            "'X,' the Anonymous Man or Woman",
            "Orphaned Reynaldo, the Child with Haunting Eyes",
            "Reynaldo Reynaldoson, Who Will One Day Kill His Father",
            "Thoughtless Harry Hsu",
            "Clinical Psychiatrist Huga Rivera",
            "Peter Ox-Hands",
            "Ponytail Douglas Winthrop",
            "Lil' Jonny Songbird, the Songbird-Eater",
            "King Snake: The Eternal Mystery",
            "Ghostly Nose Silvie",
            "Fonzie",
            "DiCapa the Hound",
            "Beef-or-Chicken Bob Nubbins",
            "Honest Amelia Dirt",
            "Slow Motion Jones",
            "Canadian Football Pete",
            "Meep Meep, the Italian Tailor",
            "Jonathan William Coulton, the Colchester Kid",
            "Maria the Pumpkin-Patch Crooner",
            "Bix Shmix",
            "Vice President Garrett Hobart",
            "Stun Gun Jones",
            "Prostate Davey",
            "Flea Stick",
            "Niles Butterbal, the Frozen Turkey",
            "Todd Four-Flush",
            "Stick-Legs McOhio",
            "The Unanswered Question of Timothy",
            "Mickey the Assistant Manager",
            "Guesstimate Jones",
            "Goofus",
            "Gallant",
            "Sir Roundbelly DeDelight",
            "Newton Fig",
            "Chicken Nugget Will",
            "Parlor Peter, the Sneak Thief",
            "Ovid",
            "Bathsheba Ditz",
            "Alan Pockmark, Esq.",
            "Lolly Hoot Holler",
            "Von Skump",
            "Lonnie Choke",
            "Chisolm Chesthair",
            "Freak Le Freak, the Freakster",
            "Rex Spangler, the Bedazzler",
            "Randall Mouth-Harp",
            "Chrysler LeBaron",
            "The Fishin' Physician",
            "Persuasive Frederick",
            "Celestial Stubbs",
            "Teary-Eyed Fingal",
            "Mairah Nix",
            "Cthulhu Carl",
            "Del Folksy-Beard",
            "No-Banjo Burnes",
            "Chainmail Giles Godfrey",
            "Lois 'Charles' Ladyfinger",
            "Plausible Zane Scarrey",
            "Huckle Smothered",
            "Mmmmm Dandy Dundee",
            "Mountain-Humper Edgar Ames",
            "Spasmodic Hilary",
            "Doc Aquatic",
            "Molly Bewigged",
            "Cincinnati O'Gurk",
            "Metuchen O'Sullivan",
            "Cherry Hill O'Manley",
            "Cheesequake O'Lennox",
            "Booper O'Montauk",
            "Zaxxon Galaxian",
            "Drinky Drunky Thom, the Drunk",
            "Terry Gross",
            "Spooky-Night Spooky Day",
            "Zipgun Gloucester Gluck",
            "Human Hair Frum",
            "Sherlock-Holmes-Hat Carl III",
            "Patrick Intergalatic",
            "Abmidextrous Stang",
            "Yum-Yum Sinclair Snowballeater",
            "Ponzi-Scheme Jeremiah Ponzi",
            "Toodles Strunk",
            "Monkeybars Matthew Manx",
            "Pineneedle-Jacket Jericho Fop",
            "Robert the Tot",
            "Robert the Child-Size",
            "Robert the Minuscule",
            "Robert the Wee",
            "Robert Fits-in-a-Case",
            "Robert Eats-for-Free",
            "Robert Is-He-an-Elf?",
            "Dennis Big-Ear Fox",
            "Jethro the Pagan",
            "Asterix the Gaul",
            "Black Bolt, King of the Inhumans",
            "Strictly Local Henry Bobtail",
            "Manny the High-Ranking Mason",
            "Fry-Pan Jim Fry",
            "Slo-Mo Deuteronomy",
            "Half-Bearded Mark",
            "Knee-Brace Kenny",
            "Morris the Personal Trainer",
            "Thundertwine",
            "Cleats Onionpocket",
            "Deformed Abe",
            "Trainwhistle Abejundio",
            "David No-Ears",
            "Achilles Snail-Hair the Buddha",
            "Frog-Eatin' Lou",
            "Admiral's Club Wilbur",
            "Max Meatboots, the First-Class Lounger",
            "Dora the Explorer",
            "Ms. Mary Manx, the Tailless Cat",
            "Free-Peanuts Doug",
            "Steve the Human Tunneler",
            "Redball Charlie Dickens",
            "Twink the Reading-Room Snoozer",
            "Microfiche Roy, the Side-Scroller",
            "McGurk, Who May Be Found by the Card Catalogue",
            "Booster D'Souza",
            "Commodore Sixty-Four",
            "Moped Enid, the Mopedist",
            "Lamant the Junkman",
            "Fast-Neck Nell",
            "Bill Never-Uses-a-Cookbook",
            "Bee-Beard",
            "Lil' Max Meatboots",
            "The Personal Secretary to Jed",
            "Dee Snider",
            "Sausage Patty",
            "Desert Locust",
            "Gummy Miles",
            "Gyppo Moot, the Enigma Machine",
            "Ol' Stiffpants",
            "Skywise the Sexual Elf",
            "Craine T. Eyebrow-Smeller",
            "Lonely Heiney Alan Meister",
            "Shakey Aitch the Boneyard Concierge",
            "Woody Damn",
            "Alatar",
            "Pallando",
            "Saltfish Bunyan",
            "Poor, Poor, Poor Charlie Short",
            "Venomous Byron",
            "Five-Chambered-Stomach Mort St. John",
            "Gravybelly Dunstan",
            "Extra-Skin Dave",
            "Beanbag-Chair Bill",
            "Grant Sharpnails, the Scratcher",
            "Tommy Lice-Comb",
            "'Medicated Shampoo' Jonah Jump",
            "General Woundwort, the Giant Rabbit",
            "Genius L. Cravat, the Gentleman",
            "Giant Bat Wings Roland",
            "Nick Nolte",
            "Salty Salty Friday",
            "Fatman and the Creature",
            "Cecelia Graveside",
            "Hoosegow Earl French",
            "Stymie Stonewrist",
            "Roadrunner 'Meep Meep' Fabong",
            "Bruised-Rib Johansson, the Beefer",
            "Joachim Bat-in-Hair",
            "Food-Eating Micah",
            "Rubbery Dmitry, the Mad Monk",
            "Honey Bunches of Donald",
            "Crispy Morton",
            "Feminine Forearms Rosengarten",
            "Two-Headed Mike Hoover",
            "Manny Stillwaggon, the Man with the Handlebar Eyebrows",
            "Bean-Hoarder Newt",
            "Texas Emil",
            "The Moor of Venice",
            "Averroes Nix",
            "Human Hair Blanket Morris Burnes",
            "Canadian Paul Tough",
            "Crooner Sy",
            "Manuel Pants-Too-High",
            "Sylvia Patience Hidden-Forks",
            "Sung, the Land Pirate",
            "Opie, the Boston Bum",
            "Hard-Flossing Hope Peak",
            "Stingo the Bandana Origami Prodigy",
            "Franklin Ape and His Inner Ear Infection",
            "Questionable-Judgement Theodore Stomachbrace",
            "Thermos H. Christ",
            "Sir Mix-a-Lot",
            "The Nine Doctor Whos",
            "Lord Winston Two-Monocles",
            "The Freewheelin' Barry Sin",
            "Diego the Spark-Spitter",
            "American Citizen Zane Pain",
            "Abraham, the Secret Collector of Decorative China",
            "Linty Sullivan, the Lint-Collector",
            "Socks Monster",
            "Ma Churchill",
            "Pappy Churchill",
            "The Young Churchill",
            "The Young Churchill's Hated Bride",
            "Churchill-Lover Phineas Redfish",
            "Crispus T. Muzzlewitt",
            "Stain-Sucker Duncan",
            "Dick the Candy Dandy",
            "Albuteral Inhaler Preson McWeak",
            "Longtime Listener, First-Time Caller",
            "Mastiff Mama",
            "Tennessee Ernie Dietz",
            "Sharkey, the Secret Cop",
            "Gooseberry Johnson, Head Brain of the Hobosphere",
            "Weekend-Cicular Deborah",
            "Marcus Chickenstock",
            "Stunted Newton",
            "Magnus Shortwave",
            "U.S. Fool",
            "Manatee the Railyard Toreador",
            "Utah Manfred Succor-Munt",
            "Laura Delite",
            "Edwin Winnipeg",
            "Eyepatch Resse Andiron",
            "Tom False-Lips Real-Teeth",
            "Fabulon Darkness",
            "Cricket-Eating Charles Digges",
            "Pally McAffable, Everybody's Friend",
            "Sully Straightjacket",
            "Half-Dollar Funk Nelson",
            "Whitman Sampler",
            "Chili-Mix Wilma Bensen",
            "Sting, the Glowing Blade",
            "Professor Challenger",
            "Lil' Shorty Longhorn",
            "Rumpshaker Phil",
            "Swing State Myron",
            "Alistair Crowley, the Devil",
            "Gutthrower Sy Salt",
            "Sweetback Barney, the Dilettante",
            "The Car-Knocker Killer",
            "The Chamberlain",
            "The Emperor",
            "The Ritual-Master",
            "The Garthim-Master",
            "The Scientist",
            "The Gourmand",
            "The Slave-Master",
            "The Treasurer",
            "The Scroll Keeper",
            "The Ornamentalist",
            "Captain Slick-Talk",
            "Sackfist, the Tapdancing Trombo",
            "Souvenir-Selling Mlodinow",
            "Blind Buck and 'Woozy,' the Invisible Seeing-Eye Dog",
            "Roundhouse Farter",
            "Red Ball Pnutz",
            "Fake Cockney Accent Alan Strippe",
            "Air and Whiskey Dale McGlue",
            "Johnny RC Airplane",
            "Narcotic Morgan Suds",
            "Sir Francis Drank",
            "Mahayana Mike",
            "Miniyana Geoffrey",
            "Three-Bean Otz",
            "Maury the Monsoon",
            "Czech Czarlie Czill",
            "Sssssssssssssssss, the Hisser",
            "Thanatos Koch",
            "Henry Eatsmelts",
            "Modem-Sniffer Gunderson",
            "Half-Albino Alejandro",
            "Gluttonous-Slim",
            "Ragweed-Allergic Matt",
            "Amorous Luminous Dirk",
            "Moray Eel Ken Elmer",
            "The Railbender",
            "Antonio the Ombudsman",
            "Karl Solenoid IV",
            "Czar King Rex the Glorious Leader",
            "Andy Bunkum",
            "Plastic-Moustache Mortimer Tall",
            "Samuel Gel Insole",
            "Lemuel Gel Insole",
            "Amanda Until",
            "Crispy Whiskery",
            "Robert Louis Stevenson, the Pirate",
            "Hobo Overload",
            "Leopard Print Steven Kane",
            "Astonishing Shaun Eyelash",
            "Billy Creak Knees",
            "Owlie",
            "Anwar, the Bionic",
            "Reasonably Priced Motel Resse Unger",
            "Ribery Dana",
            "Cranberry Sauce Oppenheimer",
            "Nancified Frederick",
            "The Loon",
            "Itinerant Jane",
            "Holy Hannah Hottentot-Smythe",
            "Fleabottle Boone",
            "Amazin' Jack Caroo",
            "Stupefying P, the Riddle-Maker",
            "Todd Flaky-Palms",
            "Waspwaist Fritz",
            "Judge Roughneck",
            "Slam Dance Dooze",
            "Mariah Duckface, the Beaked Woman",
            "Count Mesmerize",
            "Sonny-Boy Oedipus Acre",
            "Pick Mama Susan Xavier",
            "Chelsea Bacon",
            "Archie Axe",
            "Sally Hoot-Hoot",
            "Mr. Pendleton",
            "Saves-Receipts Dave",
            "Sir Walter British",
            "Elmer, the Crankscout",
            "Golden Neck",
            "Marinated Alex Pons",
            "El Boot",
            "Shapeshifting Demon",
            "Jeremiah Tip Top",
            "Amanda CeeCee Stobelight",
            "Irving Alva Edison, Inventor of the Hobophone",
            "Leather Apron",
            "Lead Apron",
            "Foil Apron",
            "Burnt Goathead",
            "Saint Sorryass",
            "Overly Familiar Fung",
            "Chalmers, the Bridge Champ",
            "Elephantine McMoot",
            "Neekerbeeker Perry Toenz",
            "Teattime BB Stiles",
            "Coalie T",
            "Hubbel 'I Predicted Lindy Hop' Deerblind",
            "Hubie Hewitt, the Broadway Legend",
            "Huge Crybaby McWeepy",
            "Poo-Knickers Elias",
            "Elffriend Weingarten",
            "Forktongue Nigel Fork",
            "Woodeye Apfel",
            "Hairlip Mikhail",
            "Solid First Draft Patton Taylor",
            "Prettynickels, the Lamb",
            "Not-Only But-Also Pete",
            "Pentheif Hickock",
            "La Grande Mel",
            "Applebee O'Bennigan McFridays",
            "Ladry Jerry Lardo",
            "Low-Carb Aleks Stovepipe",
            "Hugo Stares",
            "Eldred Splinters",
            "Oliver, the Train-Oyster",
            "Pring, Ultralord of the Hobo Jungle",
            "Utz, the Crab Chip",
            "Salt-and-Pepper Chest",
            "Beverly Hills Buntz",
            "Mississippi Barry Phlegm",
            "Matter-Eater Brad",
            "49-State Apthorp, the Alaska-Phobe",
            "New Hampshire Todd",
            "'Taxachusetts' Glenn",
            "Hydrocephalic Jones",
            "Vermont 'Greenmountain Boy' Phil Marijuana",
            "Alaska Mick the Crabber",
            "Arizona Ludwig",
            "California Ainsley Shortpants",
            "Collegeboy Brainiac, the Hobo Einstein",
            "Dr. Zizmor",
            "Silas Swollentoe",
            "Slimneck Holden Fop",
            "Aspiring Jaster",
            "Illinois Obama",
            "Sammy Austere",
            "New Mexico Anselm Turquoise-Eater",
            "Caboose-Fouling Ferris Ntz",
            "Prayerful Stan, the Bent-Knee Yahoo",
            "Four-Fisted Jock Socko",
            "Buttery-Cheeks Anton",
            "Shadow",
            "Godigisel the Vandal",
            "Gunderic Godigiselson",
            "Panzo the Spiral-Cut Ham",
            "Smoke-Collecting Reg",
            "Hot Gnome Jimmy Jackson",
            "Pontius Cornsilk-Heart",
            "Sanfor Who Lacks Fingerprints",
            "Treesap-Covered N. Magruder",
            "Thor Hammerskold, the Mexican",
            "Bingo-Balls Nick Chintz",
            "Bleedingtoe the Barefoot 'Bo",
            "Hondo 'Whatever That Lizard Is That Walks on Water'",
            "Salami Sunshine",
            "Fourteen-Bindelstick Frank",
            "Oregon Brucie Shunt",
            "Pirandello, the Many-Bearded",
            "Quinn and His Quaker Oats Box Drum",
            "Fatneck Runt",
            "my-e-hobo.com",
            "Somersaulting Mike Spitz",
            "Bo 'Bo",
            "Abelard 'Sunken Treasure' Lowtrousers",
            "Colin, That Cheeful Fuck",
            "Battling Joe Frickinfrack",
            "Monsieur Dookie, the Francophonic",
            "Happy Horace Noosemaker",
            "Hieronymous Crosseyes",
            "Crumbjacket Timmy",
            "Overload-the-Dishwasher Mac",
            "Phythmic Clyde Hopp",
            "Microbrew Stymie",
            "El Caballo, the Spanish Steed",
            "Lee Burned-Beyond-Recognition",
            "Hollering Martin Mandible",
            "Damien Pitchfork, the Freightyard Satan",
            "Handformed Hamburger Clarence West",
            "Dr. Nobel Dynamite",
            "Pickled-Noggin Nettles",
            "Mischievous Craig",
            "Baldy Lutz, the Amityville Horror",
            "Ashen Merle Buzzard",
            "Frypan Nonstick McGee",
            "Singleminded Hubbard",
            "Maryland Sol Saynomore",
            "Baked Salmon Salad Finn",
            "Unshakably Morose Flo",
            "Fr. Christian Irish, the Deep-Fat Friar",
            "Smokestack-Hugger Jools Nygaard",
            "Fossilwise Opie Fingernail",
            "Tab-Collar Dix",
            "George Slay, the Duck Throttler",
            "Eldon Waxhat, the Waterproof Man",
            "Timely Clayton, the Human Wristwatch",
            "Both Dakotas Dave",
            "Duke Jermiah Choo-Choo",
            "Transistorized Maximillian, the Hobo Cyborg",
            "Gravelbed Gavin Astor",
            "Pantless, Sockless, Shoeless Buster Bareass",
            "Alternate-Dimension Bela Boost",
            "Atlas Flatshoulders",
            "Scurvied Leo Falsebreath",
            "Toby Anchovy, the Canned Man",
            "Mad Max",
            "The Goose",
            "Not the Goose",
            "Mister Torso, the Legless Wonder",
            "Jedediah Dryasdust",
            "Loving Vincent Hugsalot",
            "The Rambling, Rambling Boris Wander",
            "Business-Class Klaus Riel",
            "Emergency Exit Aisle Gustav Nook",
            "Unnervingly Candid Nicky Thain",
            "Snoops Lightstep Trenchcoat, the Hobo PI",
            "William Carlos Williams",
            "Beef Grease Porter Dripchin",
            "Exoskeleton Chester Fields",
            "Roth IRA Romeo Leeds, the Well Prepared",
            "Bum-Smiter Phillip",
            "Bum-Hating Virgil Hate-Bum",
            "Thor the Bum-Hammer",
            "Bum-Tolerant Brendan Sleek",
            "Most Agree: It's Kilpatrick",
            "The Beloved Dale Thankyounote",
            "Unpronounceable",
            "Thad Malfeasance",
            "Chiseltooth Muck Manly",
            "Amsterdam Jocko",
            "Sinister Leonard Longhair",
            "Beery Clive the Eunuch",
            "Chaim the Squirrelkeeper",
            "Nightblind and Colorblind, the Blind Twins",
            "Milosz the Anarchist Puppeteer",
            "Jimmy 'New Man' Neandertal",
            "Lonnie Pina Colada",
            "Washington State Amy Swipe",
            "Gopher-State Sam, the Minnesota Man",
            "Candle-Eyed Sally",
            "Packrat Red and his Cart o' Sad Crap",
            "Trixie of the East",
            "Trixie of the West",
            "Fine-Nipple Tom Bazoo",
            "The Friends of Reginald McHate Society",
            "Oregon Perry Hashpipe",
            "Bold 'n' Zesty Brad",
            "Mermaid Betty Scales",
            "Spotted Dick",
            "Shanty Queen Elizabeth Regina",
            "Nichols Crackknuckle",
            "Stew Socksarewarm",
            "Huge-Calves Dwight",
            "A-Number-1",
            "N-Number-13",
            "Arther Moonlight",
            "Andrea Clarke, the Human Shark",
            "Monkey's-Paw Patterson",
            "Myron Biscuitspear, the Dumpster Archeologist",
            "Ollie Ebonsquirrel",
            "The Classic Brett Martin",
            "Douglas, the Future of Hoboing",
            "Ironbelly Norton",
            "Dilly Shinguards",
            "Rufus Caboose",
            "Rear Admiral JF Grease Pencil",
            "King Cotton",
            "Prince Hal Oystershuck, the Royal Shucker",
            "Unconditional Gavin",
            "Squirrelcloak",
            "Idaho Woody Harelson",
            "Jane the Boxcar Beekeeper",
            "Aaron Three-Shirts",
            "Paste-Smeller Luke",
            "Lowly Highley",
            "Elihu Skinpockets",
            "Marian May Wyomingsong",
            "Stitches the Railyard Sutureman",
            "Klonopin Clyde",
            "Benny Twenty-Squirrels",
            "Chickeny-Flavored Remy Bunk",
            "Juicepockets Thomas Moone",
            "Eustace Feetbeer",
            "Amnesiac Jared Stringy",
            "Shagrat, Orc of the Ozarks",
            "Billy Butterfly Net",
            "Ammonia Cocktail Jones",
            "Norma Shinynickels",
            "Jonathan Crouton",
            "Antigone Spit",
            "El Top-Hat Swindlefingers",
            "PomPom the Texas Dancing Dog",
            "Gin-Bucket Greg",
            "Yuri Trimble, the Alien Pod-Person",
            "South Carolina Sarah Lardblood",
            "Bloody-Stool laSalle",
            "Pith-Helmet Andy",
            "Self-Taught-Guitarist Edmund",
            "Don Tomasino di Shit-the-Bed",
            "Markansas",
            "Neckfat JK Trestle",
            "Pansy Overpass",
            "Ralph Raclette Cornichon, Hobo of the Mountains",
            "Montana Nbdego Tch!k",
            "Unbearably Oenophilic Ned",
            "Jonas Tugboy, Professional Masturbator",
            "Cinderfella Dana Dane",
            "Kerosene-Soaked Tom",
            "Black-Bottle Priam",
            "Pinprick Butell",
            "Stool-Sample Frank",
            "Iowa Noam Chomksy",
            "Etienne, Roi of the Rapier",
            "Amesy Squirrelstomper, the Chipmunk Preferrer",
            "Ned Gravelshirt",
            "NPR Willard Hotz, the Soothing-Voiced",
            "Amen to Polly Fud",
            "Constanly Sobbing Forrester",
            "Maine-iac Leonid",
            "Magnetized James",
            "Hobo Jake Jerrold, Representing the Whole Mid-Atlantic Region",
            "Jiminy Sinner",
            "Pamela Chickeneggs",
            "Chuck McKindred: Not So Holy, But Very Moley",
            "Q the Quantum Man",
            "Salad-Fork Ron",
            "Warbling Timmy Tin Voice and His Voicebox",
            "Ambassador Roasting Pan",
            "Warren Smazell, Founder of Hobotics®",
            "Ventriloquism Jimmy and 'Madam' the Talking Bean Can",
            "Nosepicker Rick Pick",
            "The Black Squirrel Fairy",
            "Alabama Edsel Brainquake",
            "Kid Silverhair, the Man of Indeterminate Age",
            "Catscratch Tremont Nude",
            "Bill Jaundice",
            "Sugarhouse Morris the Sapper",
            "Nutrition-Shake Emery",
            "Nicknameless Norris Shine",
            "Stinging Polly Papercuts",
            "Deke Hidden Hornets' Nest",
            "The Wisconsin Scourge",
            "Brendan Headbristles",
            "His Excellency Nooney Sockjelly",
            "Whistling Anus Mecham, Le Petomaine",
            "Talmidge, the Bactine Bearer",
            "Tailstump Gunther, the Vestigial Man",
            "The Hon. Charlie Weed-Farmer",
            "Philatelist Joey Licks",
            "Old Pliny Dance-for-Ham",
            "Rheumy Sven",
            "Wormy Glenn and Nootka the Flatworm",
            "Hidalgo, the Devil Stick Artiste",
            "The Fucky From Kentucky",
            "Prince Bert in Exile, the Man in the Foil Mask",
            "Siderodromophobic Billy",
            "Antlered Calvin",
            "Cambridge Massachusetts Claude",
            "Cyrus the Persian Sturgeon",
            "Kneepants Erasmus, the Humanist",
            "Little Gavin Spittle",
            "Tar-tongue Godfrey Strange",
            "Honeypalms Gordon Lips",
            "Luke 'the Lifestyle' Dammmers",
            "Simon Squirrelskin",
            "Scabpicker Sandy Rump",
            "Chicken Butt, Five Cents a Cut",
            "Wise Solomon Babysplitter",
            "Telekinetic Dave B.",
            "Telekinetic Dave F.",
            "Whiskeyblood Willie Sot",
            "Unger and his Duststorm Bride",
            "Zachary Goatflirter",
            "'La Grippe'",
            "Uranus John, the Star-Traveler",
            "Accusin' Tim Dunn",
            "Tennessee Linthelmet",
            "The Unformed Twin of Tennessee Linthelmet",
            "Turkeyballs Paco",
            "Andre the Indianapolist",
            "Wally Dregs, the Newfoundland Screech",
            "Flaky Mike Psoriasis",
            "Hell's Own Breath Hinkley",
            "Gerald Chapcheeks",
            "Acid-Saliva Curly Stokes",
            "Oklahoma Stilgar",
            "Rocky Shitstain Mankowicz",
            "Rocky Shitstain Mankowicz Part II, the Quickening",
            "Professor Ω",
            "Sanitized-for-Your-Protection Eddie Summers",
            "Jan, the Jager-Meister",
            "Big-Tipper Silas Fake-Nickel",
            "Anaerobic Eben Stiles",
            "Replicant Wemberly Plastiskin and his Clockwork Squrrel 'Toothy'",
            "Harry Coughblood",
            "Aesop Bedroll, the Fluffy Pillow Man",
            "Widow-Kisser Roger",
            "Experimental Hobo Infiltration Droid '41-K'",
            "Baron Bayonet, the Bull-Sticker",
            "Mikey Gluesniff",
            "Bell's-Palsy Brennan",
            "Chiptooth Berman, the Bottle Biter",
            "Undertaker Robert, the Lint-Coffin Weaver",
            "Betty, the Exorcist",
            "Tittytwister Blake Horrid",
            "Mallory Many-Bruises",
            "Mad or Sad Judd",
            "Troglodytic Amory Funt",
            "Smokehouse 'Frankie' Jowl-Poker",
            "Utility-Belt Deana",
            "The Unshakable Will of Wade Terps",
            "Trainwhistle Ernie Roosevelt, the President's Long-Lost Brother",
            "Hallelujah Bum Again",
            "Allegheny Pilgrim Panam, the Defunct Airline Man",
            "Butterknife Sal Slender",
            "Saladfork Butt Bunter",
            "Deboned Gary Wobbly-Arms",
            "Pauly Twin-Oboes, the Double-Reed Man",
            "Ansel Trick-Neck, the Human Gizzard",
            "Stunned Silent Hopkins",
            "Tiberius Claudius Drusus Nero Germanicus, the Crippled Hobo Emperor",
            "Brigand Blackguard McCatburglar, the Hobo Ne'er-Do-Well",
            "Meyers Briggs, the Tester",
            "'Mac' Hardcastle McCormick",
            "Le Peteet Mort",
            "Bisque-and-Chowder-Man Hoffman",
            "The Freightening Reign of Phil",
            "Stalling Pete Puts-You-Off",
            "Timmy Hands-Covered-In-Scotch-Tape",
            "Cravatted Jones Snaredrum",
            "Amputated Benny",
            "Old Beekeeper Stan Stingbelly",
            "Kevin Eggsandbacon",
            "Ol' Johnny One-Joke",
            "Tramp Trampson",
            "Boom-Busy McPredictable Cycle",
            "Dickie On-Star, the Satellite Man",
            "Dickie Double Dickeys, Whose Pants Are Indestructible",
            "High-Falutin' Pete",
            "Moderately-Falutin' Pete",
            "Anvil-carryin' Wyatt Strong-Calves",
            "Stump Tongue Mumbler",
            "Synonymin' Don Thesaurus",
            "Post-it Perry, the Hobo Office Supply Guy",
            "Crummy Carl Licetamer",
            "Self-Satisfied Mick Pringle",
            "Andrew Powderlips, the Doughnut Scholar",
            "They Call Me MISTER Dumps",
            "Library Bird Maurice Backissues",
            "Lousy-anna Lamont Burnt",
            "Festering Wound William, the Ointment-Refuser",
            "Ron Rattlechest, the Fearful Wheezer",
            "Ol' Eric, the Nickelflop Albino",
            "Double-Entendre Dick Penis",
            "Mike the Beard Recycler",
            "Winnipeg Winnie Peg, the Cold and Bored",
            "Jocker Jerry, the Whistlin' Kidnapper",
            "J. Arthur Crank",
            "Paul the Gorilla",
            "Barrel-Aged Milton Oakbreath",
            "Philip, the Eternal Antagonist",
            "Crackles Spineshaker, the Hobo-osteopath",
            "Cashy McSellout, Darling of the Newsreels",
            "Honcho! Just: HONCHO!",
            "Dr. Hall, A Slang Term for 'Alcohol'",
            "Dr. Alcohol, A Slang Term of 'A Corridor'",
            "Sir E. Dismal, the Hobo Economist",
            "Roundhead Swedish Sven, the Hairless",
            "Weedwine Farley, the Weed-fermenter",
            "Santa Fe Santa Jinglebell, the World's Most Christmassy Tramp",
            "Hank the Eczema Expert",
            "Lon Chaney, Jr., the Wolfman",
            "Clogged-Brain Harry Hoomp",
            "Sketchartist Jim, the Slow Paparazzo",
            "Admiral Crotch Rickets",
            "Anthony Ethnic, the Other",
            "Panel Discussion Dan Loaf",
            "Owner's Manual Abbott, the Owner's Manual Horder",
            "Dr. Know",
            "Manny Gills, The Underwater Breather",
            "Homunculus Jack, That Tiny Bold o' Lightning",
            "Bob Brain-in-a-jar, the Bodiless 'Bo",
            "Backwards-Looking Lou, the Parallel Parker",
            "Acid-Blood-and-Spit Lionel Stander, the Spitter",
            "Coffin-Breath Melissa Nestor",
            "No-Credit/Bad Credit Bobby Hassle-freeloan, Mortgage Specialist of the Rails",
            "Methie",
            "B&M Barton Tiny Teeth",
            "Burrowing Andrew Brokenails",
            "V-Neck Sweater Teddy G",
            "Passably Competent Hal",
            "Apparently Mitch Dixon",
            "Arguably Tommy Ford",
            "Unquestionably Moe Gin-Clobbered",
            "Oft-Quoted Mandrake Silvertongue",
            "Murray Head as 'Judas'",
            "Harry Canyon, the Unedited Version",
            "Plush-bum Mr. Sweets",
            "Prof. Stink Mullins, Who Currently Holds the Plush-bum Mr. Sweets Chair in American Hobology",
            "Secret Compartments Max and His Amazing Stovepipe Hat Full of Eggs and Junk",
            "Breathe-Right Matty Nasal-Strip",
            "Voweltooth Jenkins, the Man with the Scrabble Tile Dentures",
            "Impulse-Buy Donny",
            "Angelina Snakehead Fish",
            "Fisher Stephens",
            "Trivia-Master Johannes Wedge-keeper",
            "Tom the Gentle Strangler",
            "Boston Billy",
            "Double Stuf Boston Billy",
            "Chuck: The Ancient Evil Awakens",
            "Nasdijj"]
  @hobos.sample
end