module Kp

Constants

VERSION

Public Class Methods

apologize() click to toggle source 
# File lib/kp.rb, line 20
def apologize
  '讓大家聽了不悅，對此道歉'
end
debate() click to toggle source 
# File lib/kp.rb, line 24
def debate
  ret = []
  (rand(96) + 5).times{ ret << ['z', 'Z', '...'].sample }
  ret.join
end
paragraph(n = 3, per_paragraph = 3) click to toggle source 
# File lib/kp.rb, line 14
def paragraph n = 3, per_paragraph = 3
  ret = []
  n.to_i.times{ret << sentence(per_paragraph.to_i)}
  ret.join("\n\n")
end
quotes() click to toggle source 
# File lib/kp.rb, line 30
def quotes
  @quotes ||= File.readlines(File.expand_path('../kp/quotes.txt', __FILE__)).map(&:strip)
end
says(n = 1) click to toggle source

per line

# File lib/kp.rb, line 5
def says n = 1
  quotes.sample(n.to_i).join($/)
end
sentence(n = 1) click to toggle source

inline

# File lib/kp.rb, line 10
def sentence n = 1
  quotes.sample(n.to_i).join
end