class Lemurick::Evan
Public Instance Methods
coffee()
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# File lib/lemurick/lemurs/evan.rb, line 16 def coffee "...I need to get coffee." "(seven hours late Evan returns only to find that his wife of 3 years has left him, leaving him with the realization that he never had a wife" end
quotes()
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# File lib/lemurick/lemurs/evan.rb, line 7 def quotes [ "You can take my wives, but you'll never take my freedom", "Put it in a <div>", "It's cold outside, you should dump a glass of egg nog down the back of your shirt", "It's like my great grandfather always says 'dsafjlksadfsdal;;; the nurses are stealing my money' " ] end
speak()
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# File lib/lemurick/lemurs/evan.rb, line 3 def speak quotes.sample end