class Lemurick::Carson

Public Instance Methods

author() click to toggle source
# File lib/lemurick/lemurs/carson.rb, line 17
def author
  ["David Foster Wallace", "Chaucer", "Joyce", "Seventeen Magazine", "Keats"].sample
end
quotes() click to toggle source
# File lib/lemurick/lemurs/carson.rb, line 7
def quotes
  [
    "Hey guys, I read the complete works of #{self.author} last night",
    "*sardonic wit*",
    "So what I was born in the 90s, the AARP and I happen to share a very similar subset of interests",
    "Whan that april with his shores soothe, the doughte of march hath pereced to the route...",
    "I'll let you finish your drink, but first let me ask you this incredibly complex philisophical dilemma"
  ]
end
speak() click to toggle source
# File lib/lemurick/lemurs/carson.rb, line 3
def speak
  quotes.sample
end