class Lemurick::Carson
Public Instance Methods
quotes()
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# File lib/lemurick/lemurs/carson.rb, line 7 def quotes [ "Hey guys, I read the complete works of #{self.author} last night", "*sardonic wit*", "So what I was born in the 90s, the AARP and I happen to share a very similar subset of interests", "Whan that april with his shores soothe, the doughte of march hath pereced to the route...", "I'll let you finish your drink, but first let me ask you this incredibly complex philisophical dilemma" ] end
speak()
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# File lib/lemurick/lemurs/carson.rb, line 3 def speak quotes.sample end