class Lemurick::Evan

Public Instance Methods

coffee() click to toggle source
# File lib/lemurick/lemurs/evan.rb, line 16
def coffee
  "...I need to get coffee."

  "(seven hours late Evan returns only to find that his wife of 3 years has left him, leaving him with the realization that he never had a wife"
end
quotes() click to toggle source
# File lib/lemurick/lemurs/evan.rb, line 7
def quotes
  [
    "You can take my wives, but you'll never take my freedom",
    "Put it in a <div>",
    "It's cold outside, you should dump a glass of egg nog down the back of your shirt",
    "It's like my great grandfather always says 'dsafjlksadfsdal;;; the nurses are stealing my money' "
  ]
end
speak() click to toggle source
# File lib/lemurick/lemurs/evan.rb, line 3
def speak
  quotes.sample
end