class Lemurick::Aldric
Public Instance Methods
quotes()
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# File lib/lemurick/lemurs/aldric.rb, line 7 def quotes [ 'How fascinating!', 'I am a god among men!', 'Given enough eyeballs, all bugs are shallow (originally a quote by Linus Torvalds)', 'Nothing is more important in a database than integrity', 'Spike it', 'It\'s magic. (Not really)', 'Test-driven development or, as I like calling it, Wish-driven development', 'The best thing about UDP jokes is that I don\'t care if you get them.', 'RTFM: read the friendly manual', 'see —> do —> see', 'Did you commit?', 'No output is good output', 'There are two hard problems in programming. Naming, caching, and off-by-one errors', 'SHIP IT.', 'Ye olde guide to debugging/adding a feature to Rails: route, controller, action, layout, view, model, data, database', 'Fail fast', 'Never use tabs when writing code (unless you are writing a Makefile)', 'Oh god oh god I broke everything oh god' ] end
speak()
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# File lib/lemurick/lemurs/aldric.rb, line 3 def speak quotes.sample end