class Lemurick::Peter

Public Instance Methods

quotes() click to toggle source
# File lib/lemurick/lemurs/peter.rb, line 6
def quotes
        [
                "Bruce Springsteen sucks",
                "We should all aspire to be a little more like Danza",
                "It's unbelievable that the President was once named Herbert",
                "As Thomas Aquinas said, there shall come a time when a man is not measured by his deeds, but by the size and magnitude of his pompadour"
        ]
end
speak() click to toggle source
# File lib/lemurick/lemurs/peter.rb, line 3
def speak
        quotes.sample
end