module RandomYoMamaJokes

Constants

VERSION

Public Class Methods

whatsyourname(name) click to toggle source
# File lib/random_yo_mama_jokes.rb, line 4
def self.whatsyourname(name)
        yo_mama1 = "Hey, #{name}! Yo mama is so ugly that goldfish crackers don't smile back!"
        yo_mama2 = "Hey, #{name}! Yo mama is so old that when she farts, dust comes out!"
        yo_mama3 = "Hey, #{name}! Yo mama is so stupid she thought grape nuts was an STD!"
        yo_mama4 = "Hey, #{name}! Yo mama is so ugly Bob the Builder screamed," +
                                                        "'I can't fix that'!"

        yo = [yo_mama1,yo_mama2, yo_mama3, yo_mama4]
        yo.sample
end