module DemoLorem

# File lib/demo_lorem.rb, line 13
def cicero
  "But I must explain to you how all this mistaken idea of denouncing pleasure and praising 
   pain was born and I will give you a complete account of the system, and expound the actual 
   teachings of the great explorer of the truth, the master-builder of human happiness."
end

# File lib/demo_lorem.rb, line 19
def european_languages
  "The European languages are members of the same family. Their separate existence is a myth.
   For science, music, sport, etc, Europe uses the same vocabulary. The languages only differ
   in their grammar, their pronunciation and their most common words. Everyone realizes why a 
   new common language would be desirable"
end

# File lib/demo_lorem.rb, line 26
def far_far_away
  "Far far away, behind the word mountains, far from the countries Vokalia and Consonantia, 
   there live the random texts. Separated they live in Bookmarksgrove right at the coast of the 
   Semantics, a large language ocean. A small river named Duden flows by their place 
   and supplies it with the necessary "
end

# File lib/demo_lorem.rb, line 5
def ipsum
    "Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipisicing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt
     ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam,quis nostrud exercitation ullamco
     laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat.Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in
     voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat 
     cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum."
end

# File lib/demo_lorem.rb, line 39
def kafka
  "One morning, when Gregor Samsa woke from troubled dreams, he found himself transformed in his bed 
   into a horrible vermin. He lay on his armour-like back, and if he lifted his head a little he could
   see his brown belly, slightly domed and divided by arches into stiff sections."
end

# File lib/demo_lorem.rb, line 45
def pangram
  "The quick, brown fox jumps over a lazy dog. DJs flock by when MTV ax quiz prog. Junk MTV quiz graced
   by fox whelps. Bawds jog, flick quartz, vex nymphs. Waltz, bad nymph, for quick jigs vex! Fox nymphs
   grab quick-jived waltz. Brick quiz whangs jumpy veldt fox."
end

# File lib/demo_lorem.rb, line 51
def random_regex
  "abc def ghi jkl mno pqrs tuv wxyz ABC DEF GHI JKL MNO PQRS TUV WXYZ !§ $%& /() =?* <>
   #|; ²³~ @ ©«» ¤¼× {}abc def ghi jkl mno pqrs tuv wxyz ABC DEF GHI JKL
    MNO PQRS TUV WXYZ !§ $%& /() =?* <> #|"
end

# File lib/demo_lorem.rb, line 33
def weather
  "A wonderful serenity has taken possession of my entire soul, like these sweet mornings of spring
   which I enjoy with my whole heart. I am alone, and feel the charm of existence in this spot, 
   which was created for the bliss of souls like mine."
end