class Faker::Bloocher
Public Class Methods
adjective()
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# File lib/faker_review.rb, line 106 def adjective [ "sassy","desperate","romantic","sad","hopeless","intense","focused", "meandering","melancholy","putrid","yellowed","degraded","acidic monster", "graceful","open-ended","freakishly evil","plump","spiney", "brackish","ripe", "closed","supple","broad-shouldered","big and plump","attractive", "complex and stunning","sturdy","elegant","structured","hedonistic", "aggressive","limp","lacking in character","morally superior","over-ripe", "middle-aged","unripe","overdone","sweet","smoked","lackluster","hoppy", "acidic","turgid","understated","fleshy","extra-ripe","zelous", "underdone","oaky","over-oaked","american-oaked","french-oaked","musty", "soggy","fat","wicked","whimsical","oily","astounding","corpulent", "cotton","boggling","unripe","overcooked","sugary","over-the-top" ].sample end
adverb()
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# File lib/faker_review.rb, line 122 def adverb [ "Contains","Shows","Detectable","Hints of","Forces","A mouthfull of", "Strong","Spews","Resembles","Aromas of","Whispers of","Drops", "Essenses of","Kicks you with","Throws out","Hits you with","Displays", "Opens with","Reminecent of","Attacks with","Begins with","Starts with", "Forcefully bites you with","Reminds one of","Evokes" ].sample end
appellation()
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# File lib/faker_fratis.rb, line 42 def appellation appellations.sample end
appellations()
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# File lib/faker_fratis.rb, line 7 def appellations [ "Arroyo Grande Valley", "Arroyo Seco", "Ben Lomond Mountain", "Carmel Valley", "Central Coast", "Chalone", "Cienega Valley", "Edna Valley", "Hames Valley", "Happy Canyon of Santa Barbara", "Lime Kiln Valley", "Livermore Valley", "Monterey", "Mt. Harlan", "Pacheco Pass", "Paicines", "Paso Robles", "San Antonio Valley", "San Benito", "San Bernabe", "San Francisco Bay", "San Lucas", "San Ysidro District", "Santa Clara Valley", "Santa Cruz Mountains", "Santa Lucia Highlands", "Santa Maria Valley", "Sta. Rita Hills", "Santa Ynez Valley", "York Mountain" ] end
clone()
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# File lib/faker_fratis.rb, line 62 def clone clones.sample end
clones()
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# File lib/faker_fratis.rb, line 46 def clones [ "pommard", "dijon 114", "dijon 115", "31 Roederer Selection", "Old Wente", "rochioli", "Calera", "Clone 113", "Calera", "UCD4", "2A" ] end
differentiator()
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# File lib/faker_fratis.rb, line 75 def differentiator differentiators.sample end
differentiators()
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# File lib/faker_fratis.rb, line 66 def differentiators [ "methode ancien", "deep end", "reserve", "estate" ] end
end_date()
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# File lib/faker_review.rb, line 164 def end_date [ "2014","2015","2016","2017","2018","2019","2020","2021","2022", "eternity","never","April","May","June","graduation", "Christmas","Tuesday","Friday" ].sample end
flavor()
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# File lib/faker_review.rb, line 132 def flavor [ "roast pork","apple","pear","peach-pit","anise","leather","used beer", "blackberry","black-cherry","lemon","citrus","citron","toasty oak", "cardboard","salted beef","beef","rosemary lamb","cafeteria fish sticks", "gatorade but not in a bad way","prison oatmeal","guvmint cheese", "ginger","tobacco","cigar box","fruit punch","acid","blueberry","mint", "spice","currant","cedar","loganberry","coffee","herbs","dirt","cassis", "earth","lime","raspberry","plum","toast","rye","tea notes","green tea", "sun-dried tomato","caramel","dried berry","vanilla","bing-cherry","herbs", "juniper","sage","wild berry","orange peel","lemon rind","banana","mocha", "smoked bacon","clay","thyme","pepper","salt","buttered scones","onion", "shallot","fois gras","kalamata olive","celery","fig","bacon-wrapped fig", "pineapple","salad","taint","boot-leather","victory","napalm","bug spray", "tomato","papaya","mango","chutney","mint julip","bourbon","marmalade", "strawberry jam","barley","carrot","roasted vegetables","roasted meat", "prune","prune juice","stewed prune","raisin","seedless watermelon", "tangerine","peach","nectarine","honey","garlic","melon","cocoa", "maple syrup","spruce","sweat","dog-breath","cat breath","carburetor cleaner", "WD-40", "10w-30 Motor oil","lollipop","new car smell","talcum" ].sample end
intmodifier()
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# File lib/faker_review.rb, line 89 def intmodifier [ "but", "and","almost","but equally","nearly","at the same time", "yet paradoxically","nevertheless","yet oxymoronically","but inevitably" ].sample end
intro()
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# File lib/faker_review.rb, line 14 def intro [ "Remarkable", "Francophonic", "Juicy", "Desperate", "Serviceable", "Generous", "Glassy", "Blunt", "Sturdy", "Elegant", "Lean", "Spare", "Simple", "Self-righteous", "Chewy", "Powerful", "Soft", "Ripe in flavor", "Ready to drink", "Well focused", "Medium-weight", "Heavy-weight", "Light-weight", "Austere", "Light, simple", "Modest", "Markedly improved", "Nearly matured", "Almost matured", "Somewhat matured", "Overaged", "Finely balanced", "A firm, full textured", "Fully refined", "Unnatural", "Historic", "Classic", "Crisp", "Neo-classic", "Modern", "Overdone", "Meaty", "Unrefined", "Direct", "Deep and smokey", "Dark and mysterious", "Good", "Evil", "Impressive", "Unimpressive", "Big and strong", "Wicked", "Raw", "Wimpy", "Overdressed", "Sweet", "Rude", "Creepy", "Open-ended", "Rounded", "Corpulent", "Overbearing", "Twisted", "Clean", "Fun", "Intense", "Egocentric", "Intelligently done", "Unstinting", "Flourished" ].sample end
irrigation_type()
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# File lib/faker_fratis.rb, line 92 def irrigation_type irrigation_types.sample end
irrigation_types()
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# File lib/faker_fratis.rb, line 79 def irrigation_types %w[ natural none sprinkler drip flood surface furrow ] end
nurseries()
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# File lib/faker_fratis.rb, line 96 def nurseries [ "Advanced Vineyard Systems, Inc. (OR)", "American Nursery (VA)", "Bailey Nurseries, Inc. (MN)", "Bottom's Nursery (GA) ", "Brigadoon Vineyards (OR)", "Broadacres Nursery (OR) ", "CADE Vines (OR) ", "Cal-Western Nurseries (CA)", "Casa Cristal Nursery, Inc. (CA)", "Casa Verde Grapevines (CA)", "Cloud Mountain Farm (WA)", "Concord Nurseries, Inc.- Foster Grapevines (NY)", "Cornerstone Certified Vineyard (CA)", "Dempel Grapevine Nursery (CA)", "DNE Nursery (CA)", "Double A Vineyards (NY)", "Dr. Konstantin Frank Nursery (NY)", "Duarte Nursery, Inc. (CA)", "Duplin Nursery (NC)", "Edible Landscaping (VA)", "Emerald Leaf U.S., Inc. (WA)", "Eusinus Vineyard (CA)", "Falconer Vineyards (MN)", "Flatwoods Fruit Farm (FLA)", "French Camp Vineyards (CA)", "Grafted Grapevine Nursery, LLC (NY)", "Great River Vineyard & Nursery (MN)", "Grey Creek Viticultural Services Inc. (CA)", "Guillaume Grapevine Nursery, Inc. (CA)", "Hart 2 Hart Vineyards (CA)", "Herrick Grapevines (CA)", "Inland Desert Nursery (WA. State) (WA)", "Jaguar Gardens (CA)", "KLM Ranches (CA)", "Kloer Vineyards (CA)", "L.E. Cooke Company (CA)", "Lake County Grapevine Nursery (CA)", "Lincoln Peak Vineyard LLC (VT)", "Lon Rombough (OR)", "Martinez Orchards, Inc. (CA)", "Mercier California, LLC (CA)", "Meyer Nursery & Orchards, Inc. (OR)", "Miller Nurseries (NY)", "Northeastern Vine Supply (VT)", "Northwoods Nursery, Inc. (OR)", "Novavine, Inc. (CA)", "Pense Nursery, Inc. (AR)", "Post Vineyards & Winery (AR)", "Quality Nursery - WA State Certified Grape Plants (WA)", "Richard's Grove & Saralee's Vyd. Inc. (CA)", "Ripley County Farms, LLC (Missouri)", "RSI Growers (Arizona)", "Satiety Foods (CA)", "St. Francois Vineyards & Nursery (MO)", "Sunridge Nurseries, Inc. (CA)", "Sutter Home Vineyards (CA)", "Tecuya Tree & Vine (CA)", "Turnbull Nursery, Inc. (NY)", "Vintage Nurseries, LLC (CA)", "Walla Walla Community College (WA)", "Westridge Vineyards (CA)", "Winterhaven Vineyard & Nursery (MN)", "Witness Tree Vineyard (OR)", "Womack's Nursery (TX)", "Zuckerman-Heritage, Inc. (CA)" ] end
nursery()
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# File lib/faker_fratis.rb, line 166 def nursery nurseries.sample end
producer()
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# File lib/faker_fratis.rb, line 179 def producer producers.sample end
producers()
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# File lib/faker_fratis.rb, line 170 def producers [ "Ferrari-Carano", "Kendall Jackson", "Duckhorn", "Lede Wines" ] end
review()
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# File lib/faker_review.rb, line 7 def review first = intro + " " + intmodifier + " " + adjective + " " + varietal + ". " second = adverb + " " + flavor + ", " + adjective + " " + flavor + ", " + strength + " " + flavor third = ". Drink now through " + end_date + "." first + second + third end
rootstock()
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# File lib/faker_fratis.rb, line 210 def rootstock rootstocks.sample end
rootstocks()
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# File lib/faker_fratis.rb, line 183 def rootstocks [ "3309c", "Gravesac", "5c", "borner", "SO4", "Binova", "125AA", "5BB", "34EM", "420A", "161-49", "333EM", "Fercal", "Riparia Gloire", "196-17", "101-14", "R99", "R110", "1103P", "Schwarzmann", "Couder", "c3309" ] end
soil_drainage_type()
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# File lib/faker_fratis.rb, line 272 def soil_drainage_type soil_drainage_types.sample end
soil_drainage_types()
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# File lib/faker_fratis.rb, line 261 def soil_drainage_types [ "excessively drained", "somewhat excessively drained", "well drained", "moderately well drained", "somewhat poorly drained", "poorly drained" ] end
soil_type()
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# File lib/faker_fratis.rb, line 257 def soil_type soil_types.sample end
soil_types()
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# File lib/faker_fratis.rb, line 229 def soil_types [ "alluvial", "basalt", "boulbenes", "chalk", "clay", "dolomite", "keuper", "lignite", "loam", "loess", "Mica", "muschelkalk", "perlite", "quartz", "sand", "schist", "silt", "shale", "slate", "terra rossa", "tufa", "ultisoil", "volcanic" ] end
strength()
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# File lib/faker_review.rb, line 155 def strength [ "lingering","forward","strong","weak","bashful","corpulent","insipid","banal", "light","aggressive","hopeful","semi-weak","traces of","forceful", "total absence of","perceptable","dainty","strong-willed","atomic traces of", "scant","a modicum of" ].sample end
topo_aspect()
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# File lib/faker_fratis.rb, line 225 def topo_aspect topo_aspects.sample end
topo_aspects()
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# File lib/faker_fratis.rb, line 214 def topo_aspects [ "north", "north-northwest", "south", "south-southwest", "west", "east" ] end
varietal()
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# File lib/faker_fratis.rb, line 404 def varietal varietals.sample end
varietals()
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# File lib/faker_fratis.rb, line 357 def varietals [ "barbera", "brunello", "cabernet franc", "cabernet sauvignon", "carignan", "carmenere", "charbono", "chardonnay", "chenin blanc", "dolcetto", "Edelzwicker", "Eiswein", "fume blanc", "gamay", "gewurztraminer", "grenache", "gruner veltliner", "malbec", "marsanne", "merlot", "mourvedre", "muscat", "nebbiolo", "petite sirah", "pinot blanc", "pinot gris", "tokay", "rulander", "pinot grigio", "pinot gris", "pinot noir", "primitivo", "riesling", "sangiovese", "sauvignon blanc", "semillon", "syrah", "shiraz", "tempranillo", "trebbiano", "viognier", "zinfandel" ] end
vineyard()
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# File lib/faker_fratis.rb, line 316 def vineyard vineyards.sample end
vineyards()
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# File lib/faker_fratis.rb, line 276 def vineyards [ "Angel Camp Vineyards", "Balo Vineyards", "Champ de Reves Vineyards", "Donnelly Creek vineyard", "Eaglehearth Vineyard", "Elke Vineyards", "Esterlina Vineyards", "Expression Vineyards", "francis vineyard", "Ferrington Vineyard", "Greenwood Ridge Vineyards", "Hacienda Secoya Vineyards", "Husch Vineyards", "Kiser Vineyard", "Knez Vineyard", "Lazy Creek Vineyards", "Leal Vineyard", "Londer Vineyards", "Maggy Hawk Vineyard", "Nelson Hill Vineyard", "Philo Ridge Vineyards", "Pennyroyal Vineyards", "Ridley Vineyard", "Roma's Vineyard", "Roman Vineyard", "Romani Family Vineyard", "Run Dog Vineyard", "Saintsbury", "Savoy Vineyard", "Stewart Vineyard", "Toulouse Vineyards", "Valley Foothills Vineyard", "Weir Vineyard", "Wightman Vineyard", "Zicherman-Roemer Vineyard" ] end
wineries()
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# File lib/faker_fratis.rb, line 320 def wineries [ "Baxter Winery", "Bink Wines", "Black Kite Cellars", "Breggo Cellars", "Brutocao Cellars", "Claudia Springs Winery", "Copain Wines", "Couloir Wines", "Drew Family Cellars", "Edmeades Winery", "Foursight Wines, Inc.", "Frati Horn Wines", "Fulcrum Wines", "Goldeneye Winery", "Handley Cellars", "Harmonique - Conzelman Vineyards", "Knez Winery", "Littorai Wines", "Lula Cellars", "MacPhail Family Wines", "Phillips Hill Winery", "Navarro Vineyards", "Roederer Estate", "Roessler Cellars", "Scharffenberger Cellars", "Twomey Cellars", "Waits-Mast Family Cellars", "Zina Hyde Cunningham" ] end
winery()
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# File lib/faker_fratis.rb, line 353 def winery wineries.sample end