class Faker::Bloocher

Public Class Methods

adjective() click to toggle source
# File lib/faker_review.rb, line 106
def adjective
  [  
    "sassy","desperate","romantic","sad","hopeless","intense","focused",
    "meandering","melancholy","putrid","yellowed","degraded","acidic monster",
    "graceful","open-ended","freakishly evil","plump","spiney", "brackish","ripe",
    "closed","supple","broad-shouldered","big and plump","attractive",
    "complex and stunning","sturdy","elegant","structured","hedonistic",
    "aggressive","limp","lacking in character","morally superior","over-ripe",
    "middle-aged","unripe","overdone","sweet","smoked","lackluster","hoppy",
    "acidic","turgid","understated","fleshy","extra-ripe","zelous",
    "underdone","oaky","over-oaked","american-oaked","french-oaked","musty",
    "soggy","fat","wicked","whimsical","oily","astounding","corpulent",
    "cotton","boggling","unripe","overcooked","sugary","over-the-top"
  ].sample
end
adverb() click to toggle source
# File lib/faker_review.rb, line 122
def adverb
  [ 
    "Contains","Shows","Detectable","Hints of","Forces","A mouthfull of",
    "Strong","Spews","Resembles","Aromas of","Whispers of","Drops",
    "Essenses of","Kicks you with","Throws out","Hits you with","Displays",
    "Opens with","Reminecent of","Attacks with","Begins with","Starts with",
    "Forcefully bites you with","Reminds one of","Evokes"
  ].sample
end
appellation() click to toggle source
# File lib/faker_fratis.rb, line 42
def appellation
  appellations.sample
end
appellations() click to toggle source
# File lib/faker_fratis.rb, line 7
def appellations 
  [
    "Arroyo Grande Valley",
    "Arroyo Seco",
    "Ben Lomond Mountain",
    "Carmel Valley",
    "Central Coast",
    "Chalone",
    "Cienega Valley",
    "Edna Valley",
    "Hames Valley",
    "Happy Canyon of Santa Barbara",
    "Lime Kiln Valley",
    "Livermore Valley",
    "Monterey",
    "Mt. Harlan",
    "Pacheco Pass",
    "Paicines",
    "Paso Robles",
    "San Antonio Valley",
    "San Benito",
    "San Bernabe",
    "San Francisco Bay",
    "San Lucas",
    "San Ysidro District",
    "Santa Clara Valley",
    "Santa Cruz Mountains",
    "Santa Lucia Highlands",
    "Santa Maria Valley",
    "Sta. Rita Hills",
    "Santa Ynez Valley",
    "York Mountain"
  ]
end
clone() click to toggle source
# File lib/faker_fratis.rb, line 62
def clone
  clones.sample
end
clones() click to toggle source
# File lib/faker_fratis.rb, line 46
def clones
  [
    "pommard",
    "dijon 114",
    "dijon 115",
    "31 Roederer Selection",
    "Old Wente",
    "rochioli",
    "Calera",
    "Clone 113",
    "Calera",
    "UCD4",
    "2A"
  ]
end
differentiator() click to toggle source
# File lib/faker_fratis.rb, line 75
def differentiator 
  differentiators.sample
end
differentiators() click to toggle source
# File lib/faker_fratis.rb, line 66
def differentiators 
  [
    "methode ancien", 
    "deep end", 
    "reserve",
    "estate"
  ]
end
end_date() click to toggle source
# File lib/faker_review.rb, line 164
def end_date
  [
    "2014","2015","2016","2017","2018","2019","2020","2021","2022",
    "eternity","never","April","May","June","graduation",
    "Christmas","Tuesday","Friday"
  ].sample
end
flavor() click to toggle source
# File lib/faker_review.rb, line 132
def flavor
  [
    "roast pork","apple","pear","peach-pit","anise","leather","used beer",
    "blackberry","black-cherry","lemon","citrus","citron","toasty oak",
    "cardboard","salted beef","beef","rosemary lamb","cafeteria fish sticks",
    "gatorade but not in a bad way","prison oatmeal","guvmint cheese",
    "ginger","tobacco","cigar box","fruit punch","acid","blueberry","mint",
    "spice","currant","cedar","loganberry","coffee","herbs","dirt","cassis",
    "earth","lime","raspberry","plum","toast","rye","tea notes","green tea",
    "sun-dried tomato","caramel","dried berry","vanilla","bing-cherry","herbs",
    "juniper","sage","wild berry","orange peel","lemon rind","banana","mocha",
    "smoked bacon","clay","thyme","pepper","salt","buttered scones","onion",
    "shallot","fois gras","kalamata olive","celery","fig","bacon-wrapped fig",
    "pineapple","salad","taint","boot-leather","victory","napalm","bug spray",
    "tomato","papaya","mango","chutney","mint julip","bourbon","marmalade",
    "strawberry jam","barley","carrot","roasted vegetables","roasted meat",
    "prune","prune juice","stewed prune","raisin","seedless watermelon",
    "tangerine","peach","nectarine","honey","garlic","melon","cocoa",
    "maple syrup","spruce","sweat","dog-breath","cat breath","carburetor cleaner",
    "WD-40", "10w-30 Motor oil","lollipop","new car smell","talcum" 
  ].sample
end
intmodifier() click to toggle source
# File lib/faker_review.rb, line 89
def intmodifier
  [
    "but",
    "and","almost","but equally","nearly","at the same time", 
    "yet paradoxically","nevertheless","yet oxymoronically","but inevitably"
  ].sample
end
intro() click to toggle source
# File lib/faker_review.rb, line 14
def intro 
  [
    "Remarkable",
    "Francophonic",
    "Juicy",
    "Desperate",
    "Serviceable",
    "Generous",
    "Glassy",
    "Blunt",
    "Sturdy",
    "Elegant",
    "Lean",
    "Spare",
    "Simple",
    "Self-righteous",
    "Chewy",
    "Powerful",
    "Soft",
    "Ripe in flavor",
    "Ready to drink",
    "Well focused",
    "Medium-weight",
    "Heavy-weight",    
    "Light-weight",
    "Austere",
    "Light, simple",
    "Modest",
    "Markedly improved",
    "Nearly matured",
    "Almost matured",
    "Somewhat matured",
    "Overaged",
    "Finely balanced",
    "A firm, full textured",
    "Fully refined",
    "Unnatural",
    "Historic",
    "Classic",
    "Crisp",
    "Neo-classic",
    "Modern",
    "Overdone",
    "Meaty",
    "Unrefined",
    "Direct",
    "Deep and smokey",
    "Dark and mysterious",
    "Good",
    "Evil",
    "Impressive",
    "Unimpressive",
    "Big and strong",
    "Wicked",
    "Raw",
    "Wimpy",
    "Overdressed",
    "Sweet",
    "Rude",
    "Creepy",
    "Open-ended",
    "Rounded",
    "Corpulent",
    "Overbearing",
    "Twisted",
    "Clean",
    "Fun",
    "Intense",
    "Egocentric",
    "Intelligently done",
    "Unstinting",
    "Flourished"
  ].sample
end
irrigation_type() click to toggle source
# File lib/faker_fratis.rb, line 92
def irrigation_type
  irrigation_types.sample
end
irrigation_types() click to toggle source
# File lib/faker_fratis.rb, line 79
def irrigation_types

  %w[
    natural
    none 
    sprinkler 
    drip 
    flood 
    surface 
    furrow
  ]
end
nurseries() click to toggle source
# File lib/faker_fratis.rb, line 96
def nurseries
  [
    "Advanced Vineyard Systems, Inc. (OR)",
    "American Nursery (VA)",
    "Bailey Nurseries, Inc. (MN)", 
    "Bottom's Nursery (GA) ",
    "Brigadoon Vineyards (OR)", 
    "Broadacres Nursery (OR) ",
    "CADE Vines (OR) ",
    "Cal-Western Nurseries (CA)", 
    "Casa Cristal Nursery, Inc. (CA)", 
    "Casa Verde Grapevines (CA)", 
    "Cloud Mountain Farm (WA)", 
    "Concord Nurseries, Inc.- Foster Grapevines (NY)", 
    "Cornerstone Certified Vineyard (CA)", 
    "Dempel Grapevine Nursery (CA)", 
    "DNE Nursery (CA)", 
    "Double A Vineyards (NY)", 
    "Dr. Konstantin Frank Nursery (NY)", 
    "Duarte Nursery, Inc. (CA)", 
    "Duplin Nursery (NC)", 
    "Edible Landscaping (VA)", 
    "Emerald Leaf U.S., Inc. (WA)", 
    "Eusinus Vineyard (CA)", 
    "Falconer Vineyards (MN)", 
    "Flatwoods Fruit Farm (FLA)", 
    "French Camp Vineyards (CA)", 
    "Grafted Grapevine Nursery, LLC (NY)", 
    "Great River Vineyard & Nursery (MN)", 
    "Grey Creek Viticultural Services Inc. (CA)", 
    "Guillaume Grapevine Nursery, Inc. (CA)", 
    "Hart 2 Hart Vineyards (CA)", 
    "Herrick Grapevines (CA)", 
    "Inland Desert Nursery (WA. State) (WA)", 
    "Jaguar Gardens (CA)", 
    "KLM Ranches (CA)", 
    "Kloer Vineyards (CA)", 
    "L.E. Cooke Company (CA)", 
    "Lake County Grapevine Nursery (CA)", 
    "Lincoln Peak Vineyard LLC (VT)", 
    "Lon Rombough (OR)", 
    "Martinez Orchards, Inc. (CA)", 
    "Mercier California, LLC (CA)", 
    "Meyer Nursery & Orchards, Inc. (OR)", 
    "Miller Nurseries (NY)", 
    "Northeastern Vine Supply (VT)", 
    "Northwoods Nursery, Inc. (OR)", 
    "Novavine, Inc. (CA)", 
    "Pense Nursery, Inc. (AR)", 
    "Post Vineyards & Winery (AR)", 
    "Quality Nursery - WA State Certified Grape Plants (WA)", 
    "Richard's Grove & Saralee's Vyd. Inc. (CA)", 
    "Ripley County Farms, LLC (Missouri)", 
    "RSI Growers (Arizona)", 
    "Satiety Foods (CA)", 
    "St. Francois Vineyards & Nursery (MO)", 
    "Sunridge Nurseries, Inc. (CA)", 
    "Sutter Home Vineyards (CA)", 
    "Tecuya Tree & Vine (CA)", 
    "Turnbull Nursery, Inc. (NY)", 
    "Vintage Nurseries, LLC (CA)", 
    "Walla Walla Community College (WA)", 
    "Westridge Vineyards (CA)",
    "Winterhaven Vineyard & Nursery (MN)", 
    "Witness Tree Vineyard (OR)", 
    "Womack's Nursery (TX)",
    "Zuckerman-Heritage, Inc. (CA)"
  ]
end
nursery() click to toggle source
# File lib/faker_fratis.rb, line 166
def nursery 
  nurseries.sample
end
producer() click to toggle source
# File lib/faker_fratis.rb, line 179
def producer
  producers.sample
end
producers() click to toggle source
# File lib/faker_fratis.rb, line 170
def producers
  [
    "Ferrari-Carano",
    "Kendall Jackson",  
    "Duckhorn",
    "Lede Wines"
  ]
end
review() click to toggle source
# File lib/faker_review.rb, line 7
def review
  first = intro + " " + intmodifier + " " + adjective + " " + varietal + ". "
  second = adverb + " " + flavor + ", " + adjective + " " + flavor + ", " + strength + " " + flavor 
  third = ". Drink now through " + end_date + "."
  first + second + third 
end
rootstock() click to toggle source
# File lib/faker_fratis.rb, line 210
def rootstock 
  rootstocks.sample
end
rootstocks() click to toggle source
# File lib/faker_fratis.rb, line 183
def rootstocks
  [
    "3309c", 
    "Gravesac", 
    "5c", 
    "borner", 
    "SO4", 
    "Binova", 
    "125AA", 
    "5BB", 
    "34EM", 
    "420A", 
    "161-49", 
    "333EM", 
    "Fercal", 
    "Riparia Gloire", 
    "196-17", 
    "101-14", 
    "R99", 
    "R110", 
    "1103P", 
    "Schwarzmann", 
    "Couder",
    "c3309"
  ]
end
soil_drainage_type() click to toggle source
# File lib/faker_fratis.rb, line 272
def soil_drainage_type
  soil_drainage_types.sample
end
soil_drainage_types() click to toggle source
# File lib/faker_fratis.rb, line 261
def soil_drainage_types
  [
    "excessively drained",
    "somewhat excessively drained",
    "well drained",
    "moderately well drained",
    "somewhat poorly drained",
    "poorly drained"
  ]
end
soil_type() click to toggle source
# File lib/faker_fratis.rb, line 257
def soil_type
  soil_types.sample
end
soil_types() click to toggle source
# File lib/faker_fratis.rb, line 229
def soil_types
  [
    "alluvial",
    "basalt",
    "boulbenes",
    "chalk",
    "clay",
    "dolomite",
    "keuper",
    "lignite",
    "loam",
    "loess",
    "Mica",
    "muschelkalk",
    "perlite",
    "quartz",
    "sand",
    "schist",
    "silt",
    "shale",
    "slate",
    "terra rossa",
    "tufa",
    "ultisoil",
    "volcanic"
  ]
end
strength() click to toggle source
# File lib/faker_review.rb, line 155
def strength 
  [
    "lingering","forward","strong","weak","bashful","corpulent","insipid","banal",
    "light","aggressive","hopeful","semi-weak","traces of","forceful",
    "total absence of","perceptable","dainty","strong-willed","atomic traces of",
    "scant","a modicum of"
  ].sample
end
topo_aspect() click to toggle source
# File lib/faker_fratis.rb, line 225
def topo_aspect
  topo_aspects.sample
end
topo_aspects() click to toggle source
# File lib/faker_fratis.rb, line 214
def topo_aspects
  [
    "north",
    "north-northwest",
    "south",
    "south-southwest",
    "west",
    "east"
  ]
end
varietal() click to toggle source
# File lib/faker_fratis.rb, line 404
def varietal
  varietals.sample
end
varietals() click to toggle source
# File lib/faker_fratis.rb, line 357
def varietals
  [
    "barbera",
    "brunello",
    "cabernet franc",
    "cabernet sauvignon",
    "carignan",
    "carmenere",
    "charbono",
    "chardonnay",
    "chenin blanc",
    "dolcetto",
    "Edelzwicker",
    "Eiswein",
    "fume blanc",
    "gamay",
    "gewurztraminer",
    "grenache",
    "gruner veltliner",
    "malbec",
    "marsanne",
    "merlot",
    "mourvedre",
    "muscat",
    "nebbiolo",
    "petite sirah",
    "pinot blanc",
    "pinot gris",
    "tokay",
    "rulander",
    "pinot grigio",
    "pinot gris",
    "pinot noir",
    "primitivo",
    "riesling",
    "sangiovese",
    "sauvignon blanc",
    "semillon",
    "syrah",
    "shiraz",
    "tempranillo",
    "trebbiano",
    "viognier",
    "zinfandel"
  ]
end
vineyard() click to toggle source
# File lib/faker_fratis.rb, line 316
def vineyard
  vineyards.sample
end
vineyards() click to toggle source
# File lib/faker_fratis.rb, line 276
def vineyards
  [
    "Angel Camp Vineyards", 
    "Balo Vineyards",
    "Champ de Reves Vineyards",
    "Donnelly Creek vineyard", 
    "Eaglehearth Vineyard", 
    "Elke Vineyards",
    "Esterlina Vineyards",
    "Expression Vineyards",
    "francis vineyard", 
    "Ferrington Vineyard", 
    "Greenwood Ridge Vineyards",
    "Hacienda Secoya Vineyards",
    "Husch Vineyards",
    "Kiser Vineyard", 
    "Knez Vineyard", 
    "Lazy Creek Vineyards",
    "Leal Vineyard", 
    "Londer Vineyards",
    "Maggy Hawk Vineyard",
    "Nelson Hill Vineyard",
    "Philo Ridge Vineyards",
    "Pennyroyal Vineyards", 
    "Ridley Vineyard",
    "Roma's Vineyard", 
    "Roman Vineyard", 
    "Romani Family Vineyard",
    "Run Dog Vineyard", 
    "Saintsbury", 
    "Savoy Vineyard", 
    "Stewart Vineyard",
    "Toulouse Vineyards",
    "Valley Foothills Vineyard", 
    "Weir Vineyard", 
    "Wightman Vineyard", 
    "Zicherman-Roemer Vineyard"
  ]
end
wineries() click to toggle source
# File lib/faker_fratis.rb, line 320
def wineries
  [
    "Baxter Winery",
    "Bink Wines",
    "Black Kite Cellars",
    "Breggo Cellars",
    "Brutocao Cellars",
    "Claudia Springs Winery",
    "Copain Wines",
    "Couloir Wines",
    "Drew Family Cellars",
    "Edmeades Winery",
    "Foursight Wines, Inc.",
    "Frati Horn Wines",
    "Fulcrum Wines",
    "Goldeneye Winery",
    "Handley Cellars",
    "Harmonique - Conzelman Vineyards",
    "Knez Winery",
    "Littorai Wines",
    "Lula Cellars",
    "MacPhail Family Wines",
    "Phillips Hill Winery",
    "Navarro Vineyards",
    "Roederer Estate",
    "Roessler Cellars",
    "Scharffenberger Cellars",
    "Twomey Cellars",
    "Waits-Mast Family Cellars",
    "Zina Hyde Cunningham"
  ]
end
winery() click to toggle source
# File lib/faker_fratis.rb, line 353
def winery
  wineries.sample
end