module NameChangeOChart

# File lib/name_change_o_chart.rb, line 4
def convert(name)
  parts = name.to_s.downcase.split
  start = parts.first.to_s
  ending = parts.last.to_s
  
  first = start[0]
  second = ending[0]
  third = ending[-1]
  
  %{#{first_of_first(first)} #{first_of_last(second)}#{last_of_last(third)}}
end

# File lib/name_change_o_chart.rb, line 17
def first_of_first(letter)
  {"a" => "stinky",
  "b" => "lumpy",
  "c" => "buttercup",
  "d" => "gidget",
  "e" => "crusty",
  "f" => "greasy",
  "g" => "fluffy",
  "h" => "cheeseball",
  "i" => "chim-chim",
  "j" => "poopsie",
  "k" => "flunky",
  "l" => "booger",
  "m" => "pinky",
  "n" => "zippy",
  "o" => "goober",
  "p" => "doofus",
  "q" => "slimy",
  "r" => "loopy",
  "s" => "snotty",
  "t" => "falafel",
  "u" => "dorkey",
  "v" => "squeezit",
  "w" => "oprah",
  "x" => "skipper",
  "y" => "dinky",
  "z" => "zsa-zsa"}.fetch(letter)
end

# File lib/name_change_o_chart.rb, line 46
def first_of_last(letter)
  {"a" => "diaper",
  "b" => "toilet",
  "c" => "giggle",
  "d" => "bubble",
  "e" => "girdle",
  "f" => "barf",
  "g" => "lizard",
  "h" => "waffle",
  "i" => "cootie",
  "j" => "monkey",
  "k" => "potty",
  "l" => "liver",
  "m" => "banana",
  "n" => "rhino",
  "o" => "burger",
  "p" => "hamster",
  "q" => "toad",
  "r" => "gizzard",
  "s" => "pizza",
  "t" => "gerbil",
  "u" => "chicken",
  "v" => "pickle",
  "w" => "chuckle",
  "x" => "tofu",
  "y" => "gorilla",
  "z" => "stinker"}.fetch(letter)
end

# File lib/name_change_o_chart.rb, line 75
def last_of_last(letter)
  {"a" => "head",
  "b" => "mouth",
  "c" => "face",
  "d" => "nose",
  "e" => "tush",
  "f" => "breath",
  "g" => "pants",
  "h" => "shorts",
  "i" => "lips",
  "j" => "honker",
  "k" => "butt",
  "l" => "brain",
  "m" => "tushie",
  "n" => "chunks",
  "o" => "hiney",
  "p" => "biscuits",
  "q" => "toes",
  "r" => "buns",
  "s" => "fanny",
  "t" => "sniffer",
  "u" => "sprinkles",
  "v" => "kisser",
  "w" => "squirt",
  "x" => "humperdinck",
  "y" => "brains",
  "z" => "juice"}.fetch(letter)
end