module Ordspel::Language
Public Instance Methods
americanify()
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# File lib/ordspel/language.rb, line 150 def americanify self.split(" ").join(' like ') end
belgify()
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# File lib/ordspel/language.rb, line 146 def belgify self.dutchify.frenchify end
canadify()
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# File lib/ordspel/language.rb, line 154 def canadify word_list = ["eh", "sorry", "bud", "crosby", "hockey"] self.split(" ").map do |word| "#{word} #{word_list.sample}" end.join(' ') end
chinify()
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# File lib/ordspel/language.rb, line 66 def chinify self.chars.map do |letter| if letter =~ /^[l]$/i letter = letter =~ /^[l]$/ ? "r" : "R" else letter end end.join end
dutchify()
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# File lib/ordspel/language.rb, line 105 def dutchify self.chars.map do |letter| if letter =~ /^[s]$/i letter = letter =~ /^[s]$/ ? "sh" : "Sh" else letter end end.join end
frenchify()
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# File lib/ordspel/language.rb, line 62 def frenchify self.gsub(/\bh/i,'').split(' ').join(' euhhh ') + " euhhh" end
germanify()
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# File lib/ordspel/language.rb, line 80 def germanify string = self.split(" ").map { |word| word.capitalize }.join(' ') #in case first letters of string are th string[0..1] = "Z" if string[0..1] =~ /^th$/i string = "JA Zo, " + string string = string.gsub(/\sth/i, ' Z') string.chars.map do |letter| if letter =~ /^[u]$/i letter = letter =~ /^[u]$/ ? "ü" : "Ü" else letter end end.join end
irishify()
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# File lib/ordspel/language.rb, line 115 def irishify "What's the craic? " + self.gsub(/\bMy\b/, 'Me').gsub(/\bmy\b/i, 'me') end
japanify()
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# File lib/ordspel/language.rb, line 76 def japanify "You bring dishonor to whole family." end
norwegify()
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# File lib/ordspel/language.rb, line 22 def norwegify self.chars.map do |letter| case letter when /^[#{@@letter_o}]$/i letter = letter =~ /^[#{@@letter_o}]$/ ? "ø" : "Ø" when /^[#{@@letter_e}]$/i letter = letter =~ /^[#{@@letter_e}]$/ ? "æ" : "Æ" when /^[#{@@letter_a}]$/i letter = letter =~ /^[#{@@letter_a}]$/ ? "å" : "Å" when /^w$/i letter = letter =~ /^w$/ ? "w" : "W" else letter end end.join end
Also aliased as: danify
portugify()
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# File lib/ordspel/language.rb, line 119 def portugify self.gsub(/ce\b/i, 'ção').chars.map do |letter| case letter when /^[#{@@letter_a}]$/i letter = letter =~ /^[#{@@letter_a}]$/ ? "ã" : "Ã" when /^[c]$/i letter = letter =~ /^[c]$/ ? "ç" : "Ç" else letter end end.join end
russify()
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# File lib/ordspel/language.rb, line 95 def russify self.chars.map do |letter| if letter =~ /^[w]$/i letter = letter =~ /^[w]$/ ? "v" : "V" else letter end end.join end
spanify()
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# File lib/ordspel/language.rb, line 41 def spanify self.split(' ').map do |word| if word[-1] =~ /^[#{@@consonants}]$/ word + "o" elsif word[-1] =~ /^\W$/ rev_word = word.reverse consonant = rev_word.chars.detect do |letter| letter =~ /^[#{@@consonants}]$/ end if consonant index = rev_word.index(consonant) rev_word[index] = 'o' + rev_word[index] word = rev_word.reverse end word else word end end.join(' ') end
swedify()
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# File lib/ordspel/language.rb, line 5 def swedify self.chars.map do |letter| case letter when /^[#{@@letter_o}]$/i letter = letter =~ /^[#{@@letter_o}]$/ ? "ö" : "Ö" when /^[#{@@letter_e}]$/i letter = letter =~ /^[#{@@letter_e}]$/ ? "ä" : "Ä" when /^[#{@@letter_a}]$/i letter = letter =~ /^[#{@@letter_a}]$/ ? "å" : "Å" when /^w$/i letter = letter =~ /^w$/ ? "w" : "W" else letter end end.join end
swissify()
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# File lib/ordspel/language.rb, line 132 def swissify self.frenchify.germanify end
welshify()
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# File lib/ordspel/language.rb, line 136 def welshify self.chars.map do |letter| if letter =~ /^[#{@@vowels}]$/i letter = letter =~ /^[#{@@vowels}]$/ ? "y" : "Y" else letter end end.join end