class RubyDude::LebowskiIpsum
Public Class Methods
generate(options = {})
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A simple Lebowski Ipsum generator for Ruby. Generates the lebowski ipsum paragraphs.
options - The Hash options used to Lebowski-fy the hell out of it! (default: {}):
:paragraphs - How many paragraphs, man? (optional). :cussin - Throw in some cussin'? (optional). :mixed - White Russian! Mix Lebowski quotes with old fashioned Lorem Ipsum (optional). :lebowskiipsum - I'm the dude! Start the first paragraph with 'Lebowski Ipsum' (optional). :html - Pigs in Blanket! Wrap your filler text in zee HTML tacs, OK? (optional). :characters - Shut the fuck up, Donny! Want to refine the dialogue? (optional).
Example:
RubyDude::LebowskiIpsum.generate # => Lebowski ipsum you know, the usual...
Returns a lebowskified string.
# File lib/ruby_dude.rb, line 25 def self.generate(options = {}) defaults = { paragraphs: '5', cussin: 'true', mixed: 'false', lebowskiipsum: 'false', html: 'false', characters: '1' } options = defaults.merge(options) # http://www.lebowskiipsum.com/dude/generate/paragraphs/5/cussin/true/mixed/true/startleb/true/html/true/characters/1,2,3,4,5,8,9 uri = 'http://www.lebowskiipsum.com/dude/generate' + '/paragraphs/' + options[:paragraphs] + '/cussin/' + options[:cussin] + '/mixed/' + options[:mixed] + '/startleb/' + options[:lebowskiipsum] + '/html/' + options[:html] + '/characters/' + options[:characters] req = URI.parse uri res = Net::HTTP.get_response req if res.code == '200' page = Nokogiri::HTML(res.body) text = page.css('textarea#lebowskiIpsum').text CGI.unescapeHTML(text).force_encoding('UTF-8') if text else 'Well, uh ... looks like you got the wrong guy.' end end